hassss anybody seeeeen my disccccoooostickkkk?
who needs a dick when you’ve got a DRANK?
i love you but i don't
I love you, except for when I sleep. Can I love you if I’m busy counting sheep?
undie run was EPIC.
"We'll never be as young as we are tonight."
"what we don't understand we can make mean...
"cause it's nearly midnight....
and all i want with my life is to be a housewife is to be a housewife. cause it’s nearly midnight, and all i want with my life is to die a housewife is to die a housewife.
(909): College reaches a new low. We just carved a...
I am proud to say that this text WAS my last night. I can now die happy knowing I was a part of something that made it on to textsfromlastnight.
As soon as we become boring we die. Never ever become boring.
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
roomie on the phone with her mother-
roomie: i come home from an hour and a half workout and sara is sitting in bed with cookies, twizzlers, reeses, goldfish, ice cream, some more cookies...AND she's watching "make me a supermodel".
in a dream i was a werewolf....
my soul was filled with crystal light lavender ribbons of rain sang ridding my heart of mortal fight.
(320): If my vag had twitter, what do you think it...
i just wanted to be your housewife all i wanted was to be your housewife
Just keep asking yourself: ‘What would Jesus NOT do?’
this is how my friends talk about me
bre: her liver is like the fucking titanic.
shawnee: yeah, not even jack can save her now!
me: i can't believe the semester is almost over...i guess time really does fly when you're having fun.
bre: yeah, and you've been having enough fun for the whole campus.
If you love something set it free… but don’t be surprised when it...
yes, now you know. now you know! that's what it was to be alive. to move about in a cloud of ignorance; to go up and down trampling on the feelings of those about you. to spend and waste time as though you had a million years. to be always at the mercy of one self-centered passion or another. now you know.
born ruffians - “i need a life” this...
maybe we don’t go to hell for the things we do, maybe we go to hell for...
none of this will last, all of this will pass